a literal metaphor

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→ 18 Jun 13 at 2 pm

deathgod777:

this is the GREATEST scene of ALL TIME

(via ruinedchildhood)

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→ 18 Jun 13 at 2 pm thefrogman:

By KnightJJ [tumblr | deviantart | store]
(Source: 42g33ks)

♥ 3545
→ 18 Jun 13 at 1 pm (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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→ 18 Jun 13 at 1 pm evaelenasmith:

by ~Haining-art

(via albinwonderland)

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→ 18 Jun 13 at 1 pm

titsandidiocy:

gingerface1000:

This is my whole life.

literally college

(Source: thelostie, via eastc0astheart)

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→ 17 Jun 13 at 9 pm 4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

(Source: secretsbest, via nansi-kins)

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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→ 17 Jun 13 at 9 pm

(Source: poyzn, via eastc0astheart)

♥ 175509
→ 17 Jun 13 at 9 pm

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

(via eastc0astheart)

♥ 14121
→ 17 Jun 13 at 9 pm

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Source: yokoohnoudidnt)

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→ 17 Jun 13 at 9 pm

school year: it's january 21st, a wednesday, 2:37 pm

summer: it's probably july

♥ 8
→ 11 Jun 13 at 10 pm (Source: xckd)

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→ 09 May 13 at 5 pm the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thefrogman:

Presented without context.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

♥ 52
→ 09 May 13 at 5 pm teenageupsets:

I just died….

♥ 28324
→ 08 May 13 at 10 pm (Source: itskenzieeup, via fakee-bitchess)

♥ 2
→ 08 May 13 at 10 pm

So facebook thought I was a boy

Go home facebook, you’re drunk.